Download PDF by J.C. Richards: 501 Things to Do with a Zombie

By J.C. Richards

ISBN-10: 1440507228

ISBN-13: 9781440507229

Zombies are, or have been, humans too! get away routes, protection plans, survival kits. adequate is sufficient! Zombies have got a foul rap, and it is time the redeeming characteristics of those brain-eating (but possibly adorable) creatures come to gentle. input 501 activities with a Zombie. inside of, you will see that the undead make the appropriate sidekicks for nearly something you may have happening. cannot persuade a blood brother to hitch you in karaoke? No concerns! A Zombie by no means suffers from level fright! seeking to take a leisurely walk throughout the neighborhood farmers' marketplace? Zombies recognize the key to choosing out the hottest tomatoes. have to negotiate a brand new cell-phone agreement? convey a Zombie alongside to get out of the two-year dedication (he can strong-arm the revenues rep—that is, until it is missing). definite, Zombies can have rotting flesh and nasty viruses, yet do not all of us have our faults? Open your brain and open this booklet for encouraged principles on how we will be able to all learn how to get alongside.

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Have a good cry 229. Go for a checkup 230. Invent an app 231. Play minigolf 232. Attend a cocktail party 233. Invent another app 232. Attend a cocktail party 237. Participate in a Civil War reenactment 234. Take a cooking class 235. Try out for the Olympics 236. Try out for a reality show 237. Participate in a Civil War reenactment 238. Participate in a Yankee Swap 241. Sell Girl Scout Cookies 239. Check your smoke detectors 240. Ride a bus 241. Sell Girl Scout Cookies 242. EAT GIRL SCOUT 243. Get a makeover 244.

Buy a freezer 383. Play blackjack 384. Stay at a B&B 385. Go cow tipping 386. Skip rocks 387. Help proprietors find lost cows 388. Read a newspaper 388. Read a newspaper 389. Play matchmaker 390. Get bangs 391. Plan a surprise party 392. Crash a party 393. Return a gift (no receipts, no problem) 394. Re-gift 395. Play lawn darts 396. Program the remote 397. Play doubles tennis 398. Sit 'n' spin 399. Attend a film festival 399. Attend a film festival 400. Wear a blazer 401. Yodel 402. Roller skate 403.

Skinny dip 301. Double dip 302. Go on a hot air balloon ride 303. Play table tennis 304. Blow bubbles 305. See-saw 305. See-saw 306. Join a gym 306. Join a gym 311. Hit a pińata 307. Celebrate the winter solstice 308. Watch NASCAR 309. Go to a flea market 310. Investigate the paranormal 311. Hit a piñata 312. Play Miss Mary Mack 312. Play Miss Mary Mack 317. Change a light bulb 313. Start a blog 314. Make a family tree 315. Make a model airplane 316. Make up 317. Change a light bulb 318. Play pin the tail on the donkey 319.

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